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forever-delayed:

awful—end:

carly rae jepson - call me maybe

the computer froze AND IT WOULDN’T STOP

LMFAO

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o..m…g

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"Some people are like “the cup’s either half empty or half full”, but I’m just like “oh, there’s room for vodka!"

-Kayleigh (via theyoungerpolarbear)

shanwarma:

ladiesloveduranduran:

air64000:

thedeedeedee:

Oregon Trail… the game

wagon you are drunk 

Goddamnit wagon you have a wife and kids waiting for you in Oregon get your shit together you are tearing this party apart.

Wagon has died of Dysentery. 

Now let’s hunt useless rabbit and spend more money on bullets than we get in return from trading the meat to Indians.

Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

Meeting Lady Gaga

Gaga: Hi sweetie!
Me:
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Police: So she just died?
Gaga: Basically.

thetruthaboutbeing:

t-shirtsandspaceboots:

literal gpoy

#Life

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stabler’s face, gpoy

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